Holidays & The Big Red Button

[Jinty]

Ani & The Agent,

Spero che tu abbia fatto buon viaggio!

Can I have the control of the button ? (please) - I'll be VERY careful with it I promise!

And if you get lost in the Garfagnana (Next one down from the hidden gem)- I'll tell you where my keys are?


Divertiti!

I've got bu**er all else to do just now

[Anastasia]

Sorry, but no, you cant have control of the big red button - I'm taking it with me!

(Actually, I'm not going anywhere - I've decided I hate Italy - and Italians - they drive me bonkers, especially the ones who claim to be related to me.)

[Aretina]

Originally Posted by Anastasia

(Actually, I'm not going anywhere - I've decided I hate Italy - and Italians - they drive me bonkers, especially the ones who claim to be related to me.)

Bl++dy wars - now I understand our recent heavy storms - Italy is crying over it's loss

[Wishful Thinker]

Originally Posted by Anastasia

(Actually, I'm not going anywhere

Had your passport confiscated again Fannie?

You must be pleased that the government is going to abolish ASBOs

[Aretina]

Originally Posted by Anastasia

(Actually, I'm not going anywhere -

Ani, it's not too late to change your mind - rate is now 1.20254

[Jinty]

Originally Posted by Anastasia

(Actually, I'm not going anywhere - I've decided I hate Italy - and Italians - they drive me bonkers, especially the ones who claim to be related to me.)

Yeh right!

[Anastasia]

I do - I hate them all - every single one of them - especially mamma, who is proving just exactly how obnoxious a Neapolitan really can be when envious that her offspring is attempting to leave the country without taking her. She is constantly berating me for not taking her on this trip so she can "return to Napoli just one last time before she dies".

I told her I would dig a nice big hole for her in the back garden so she can spread her roots in England.
She was not amused.

Funnily enough, talking of Passports - almost had a heart attack the other night - realised mia figlias Passport runs out soon - had visions of some tw*t at Bryanair telling me we couldn't travel - so have printed off FCO document to prove we can.

Ha! Up yours O'Leary!

[PennyW]

Good luck.